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  • PrimalRevolutionP Offline
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    I always go to my local forest but this past few weeks ive stayed in it for a very long time, im like a stray cat i only go home to grab food like raw meat, eggs and milk then i just straight away come back and eat it in the forest.
    I barely even use my phone i just sleep or lay down and stare at trees i also do lots of exploring because its a pretty large forest

    My family is becoming kinda worried because im spending atleast 16 hours a day in here but im reassuring them that its fine because the forest is so close to my house.
    Mosquitoes don’t sting me or even get close to me because i made a deal with them and the big spiders on the trees can talk but are quiet most of the time, the small ones can also talk but they r so small that we can’t actually hear their voice, these bugs actually become pretty angry when u tell them that they are just bugs and not true animals like us i think its because deep down they feel inferior
    Im also certain that there is a sweet women who also lives in this forest and wants to reproduce with me but she keeps hiding from me which makes me confused because im literally perfect im strong, tall, handsome and smart i think she’s just playing games

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    • TurkT Offline
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      I don't have any input but i'm proud of you for not doing those stupid Jester posts anymore

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      • HaqqH Offline
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        she’s just playing hard to get trust bro

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        • PrimalRevolutionP PrimalRevolution

          I always go to my local forest but this past few weeks ive stayed in it for a very long time, im like a stray cat i only go home to grab food like raw meat, eggs and milk then i just straight away come back and eat it in the forest.
          I barely even use my phone i just sleep or lay down and stare at trees i also do lots of exploring because its a pretty large forest

          My family is becoming kinda worried because im spending atleast 16 hours a day in here but im reassuring them that its fine because the forest is so close to my house.
          Mosquitoes don’t sting me or even get close to me because i made a deal with them and the big spiders on the trees can talk but are quiet most of the time, the small ones can also talk but they r so small that we can’t actually hear their voice, these bugs actually become pretty angry when u tell them that they are just bugs and not true animals like us i think its because deep down they feel inferior
          Im also certain that there is a sweet women who also lives in this forest and wants to reproduce with me but she keeps hiding from me which makes me confused because im literally perfect im strong, tall, handsome and smart i think she’s just playing games

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          @PrimalRevolution do the trees talk to you?

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            your english teacher must lovee u

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            • PrimalRevolutionP PrimalRevolution

              I always go to my local forest but this past few weeks ive stayed in it for a very long time, im like a stray cat i only go home to grab food like raw meat, eggs and milk then i just straight away come back and eat it in the forest.
              I barely even use my phone i just sleep or lay down and stare at trees i also do lots of exploring because its a pretty large forest

              My family is becoming kinda worried because im spending atleast 16 hours a day in here but im reassuring them that its fine because the forest is so close to my house.
              Mosquitoes don’t sting me or even get close to me because i made a deal with them and the big spiders on the trees can talk but are quiet most of the time, the small ones can also talk but they r so small that we can’t actually hear their voice, these bugs actually become pretty angry when u tell them that they are just bugs and not true animals like us i think its because deep down they feel inferior
              Im also certain that there is a sweet women who also lives in this forest and wants to reproduce with me but she keeps hiding from me which makes me confused because im literally perfect im strong, tall, handsome and smart i think she’s just playing games

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              @PrimalRevolution i kinda enjoyed reading this

              never ldar

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              • PrimalRevolutionP PrimalRevolution

                I always go to my local forest but this past few weeks ive stayed in it for a very long time, im like a stray cat i only go home to grab food like raw meat, eggs and milk then i just straight away come back and eat it in the forest.
                I barely even use my phone i just sleep or lay down and stare at trees i also do lots of exploring because its a pretty large forest

                My family is becoming kinda worried because im spending atleast 16 hours a day in here but im reassuring them that its fine because the forest is so close to my house.
                Mosquitoes don’t sting me or even get close to me because i made a deal with them and the big spiders on the trees can talk but are quiet most of the time, the small ones can also talk but they r so small that we can’t actually hear their voice, these bugs actually become pretty angry when u tell them that they are just bugs and not true animals like us i think its because deep down they feel inferior
                Im also certain that there is a sweet women who also lives in this forest and wants to reproduce with me but she keeps hiding from me which makes me confused because im literally perfect im strong, tall, handsome and smart i think she’s just playing games

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                @PrimalRevolution the woman is playing hide and seek, primal game, very good. go grab her

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                • PrimalRevolutionP PrimalRevolution

                  I always go to my local forest but this past few weeks ive stayed in it for a very long time, im like a stray cat i only go home to grab food like raw meat, eggs and milk then i just straight away come back and eat it in the forest.
                  I barely even use my phone i just sleep or lay down and stare at trees i also do lots of exploring because its a pretty large forest

                  My family is becoming kinda worried because im spending atleast 16 hours a day in here but im reassuring them that its fine because the forest is so close to my house.
                  Mosquitoes don’t sting me or even get close to me because i made a deal with them and the big spiders on the trees can talk but are quiet most of the time, the small ones can also talk but they r so small that we can’t actually hear their voice, these bugs actually become pretty angry when u tell them that they are just bugs and not true animals like us i think its because deep down they feel inferior
                  Im also certain that there is a sweet women who also lives in this forest and wants to reproduce with me but she keeps hiding from me which makes me confused because im literally perfect im strong, tall, handsome and smart i think she’s just playing games

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                  @PrimalRevolution wow interesting what primal diet can do with your body you have opend your 3d eye and can talk to the animals and trees

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