im arguing with my parents about getting a vaccine

[elliott85]

genuinely over for iqlets, the amount of vaccines they will be taking is outrageous

[TrenAndTartare]

@elliott85 up to 81 vaccines by age 5 ️

[zygomidus]

@apollo it's better for you to be homeless for a couple of years then take a vaccine so never ever take them. It's better to chop off one of your toes than taking one. Some unlucky people who take vaccines die. Idk just cry and tell them that youre not sure you love them anymore because they are really pushing you to get jabbed

[elliott85]

@TrenAndTartare you? holy shittt

[TrenAndTartare]

@elliott85 no not me lol but the average child is capable of getting that many jabs on the typical government recommended vaccine schedule by age 5

[donaldrawtrump]

you need to take care of yourself, if yoh don vaccinate yourself you will get disease you soyboy

[88]

@apollo this is absurd. Maybe try to get except for religious reasons. Or straight up run away and live in the woods, stealing from stores for food.

[mei]

they gotta die man..

[elliott85]

bro just say ur allergic to ingredients its not that hard

[Vladimir]

Make some legal document that says if you suffer any damage from the vaccine then whoever jabbed you has to pay an amount of money, like a million.